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Hello there! So, my name's Ashton (he/him), and welcome to my website! This is supposed to be a mini intro, so... I'm 22, and I'm a big fan of fantasy, witchy, starry aesthetics, which is the basis for the site's general vibe. I wanted to try and invoke a feeling of walking into a witch's home, pulling vibes from Howl's Moving Castle and Witch Hat Atelier (two of my favorite magic based stories). Since I'm only working with a Chromebook right now, I'm sure once I get a proper laptop I'll be able to really spruce things up!

Date Out of Space and Time
Weather Chilly
Watching Squid Games
Eating Chicken Tenders
Drinking Iced Tea
Loving Ace Attorney
Thinking bwuh,,,

HEY! Do you like cool jewelry? With the pretty beads? Well... See, I know a guy who makes cool jewelry stuff... I dunno, might be worth a buy.

... Can you tell I've never made a commissions page for anyone ever-

My friend Cosmos has commissions open for his homemade bracelets and necklaces! And I'm acting as his salesman on my Neocities, so please imagine me in a very sparkly suit and tophat while I flourish my arms presenting his wares and prices, it makes this experience that much more immersive.

Prices (all prices are in USD) - Single row bracelets are typically $2 - $3 depending on the size. Each extra row costs an extra $1 - $2. He can also do necklaces, which are typically $6 - $8! And honestly I think it's pretty cool he does bracelets AND necklaces, but hey, I'm also totally unbiased.

He can also add cool kandi stuff, like stars ($1) and flower cuffs ($6 - $8)!

Wanna see the list of Pride and Ace Attorney bracelets he's made? Here's his proper commissions doc! Because it's 10:22pm as I type this and I'm oh so eepy with a headache, I promise I'll actually add the lists here later.

I've surely convinced you that you should buy his super cool and epic jewelry, so if you wanna contact him about getting one, contact him on Discord (twisted.karma.and.his.last.bow) or Bluesky (dirty-night-clowns.bsky.social)! Please? For me?

(Okay salesman persona put away, I am genuinely asking you to consider commissioning my friend, because his bracelets are genuinely wonderful. He's made me four Ace Attorney themed bracelets (based off of Miles Edgeworth, Phoenix Wright, Maya Fey, and Franziska von Karma), and I'm not lying when I say that I wear them basically any time that I go out. They've just become apart of my outfits and fit the characters so perfectly with the color of the beads. And, y'know, perfect stimming tool. Like I think it's crazy he's charging so little for these so like... Go request some jewelry and give him lots of money, he SOSOSO deserves it for how wonderful these look.)

(And okay, maybe I am a little biased because he's my best friend, is that such a crime??)

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